I had a huge Indian wedding, and I did it for my wife, and I did it for my white friends. – Hasan Minhaj
It certainly would have been adaptive for ancestral man to have a chubby wife during stressful times of famine. Not only would she have had more calories to burn, and thus more energy and endurance, but since fat stores estrogen, she would have remained fertile for longer. – Helen Fisher
If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors. – Hans Kung
My wife Mariana is a good photographer too and, like me, she just picks up a camera and takes a picture when she sees something, rather than looking too deeply into it. – Graeme Le Saux
As early as December 1945, I accompanied my wife and a few relatives in their return from evacuation in the countryside to Cologne, where over the years we settled down in a destroyed house. – Heinrich Boll
I was born December 21, 1917, in Cologne, on the Rhine, the son of the sculptor and cabinet-maker, Viktor Boell, and his wife, Maria, nee Hermanns. – Heinrich Boll
A husband who submits to his wife’s yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman’s influence ought to be entirely concealed. – Honore de Balzac
If you leave your wife and you don’t ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage. – H. G. Bissinger
There’s nothing that can replicate the smoky flavor of char, so when I’ve got the hankering for it, I tell my wife that I’m taking care of dinner. I have three different types of barbecues – a coal, gas and smoker – so I can experiment a lot. – Guy Fieri
I’m a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I’m much nicer. – Hugh Leonard
My wife and I are always concerned about how long it’s going to take to eat out. You just don’t know. – Homaro Cantu
There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn’t resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me. – Hugh Jackman
For me, Venezuela is very important, not just because it’s a place I go to conduct, but because my family is there – my wife, my parents and my musical family. – Gustavo Dudamel
I live in Tuxedo Park, N.Y. and spend time in the West Village, where my wife Elizabeth Cotnoir, a writer-producer and documentary filmmaker, has an office. – Howard Shore
My mother was a domestic goddess and Mother Earth figure. She was sweet and placid – just what the perfect wife was supposed to be and I was determined not to be. – Joan Collins
I met my wife, Nia Vardalos, at The Second City, and she was chomping at the bit to move to L.A. – Ian Gomez
I’m married. I have three children. I have a mortgage to pay. The plumbing breaks and the yard needs trimming. However, what my wife and children need most from me is my passion for them. – John Eldredge
I met my wife, Nia Vardalos, at The Second City, and she was chomping at the bit to move to L.A. I was afraid of having to start all over again, which happened. But we got lucky. – Ian Gomez
My wife wants four kids, and obviously if we’re having four kids, I need to make sure that the priority is family first. – Jason Day
My wife and I love to read. We’re going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we have our dogs. – Gale Gordon
My wife and I had been to the genetic counselor; my wife is not Jewish – she’s the shiksha goddess type – and was negative for everything. But I was positive. I carried the gene for three genetic disorders, which, if she had been positive for, we would have passed down to the child. – James Gray
But money, wife, is the true Fuller’s Earth for reputations, there is not a spot or a stain but what it can take out. – John Gay
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. – Jean Rostand
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy