The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I’m not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that’s for damn sure. – Jon Bon Jovi
Everything that’s cool that happens, I look at my wife and I say, ‘We need to enjoy this moment right here! This is really special!’ – Joe Nichols
When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn’t expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop. – Joe Slovo
My wife determined that my genius should prevail, and that my final success as an ornithologist should be triumphant. – John James Audubon
People ask me how I am so fearless on a ladder and how I have no fear in the ring. And the answer to that question is a bit complicated. I used to have no fear, but that is no longer true. With a wife and two girls at home, I’m more afraid now than ever. – Jeff Hardy
My wife says I’m only comfortable when there’s a fight. And it’s true. The thing that motivates me is struggle. – James Frey
You ask my wife or my two sons, and they’ll tell you that I ain’t free with the money. – Jeremy Irons
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things – so we had a surrogate. – Jimmy Fallon
When the Warriors are on, my wife keeps away from me. I’m a rabid fan, and my language sometimes is not too good. – Jerry West
As I’ve explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers. – Julian Barnes
Gavin Lambert was the first person in the movie business my wife and I met when we moved to Los Angeles in 1964. – John Gregory Dunne
Now, it’s true I married my wife for her looks… but not the ones she’s been givin’ me lately. – Jeff Foxworthy
As a writer, that moment every few years when I buy a new laptop and find out that all the word processing stuff has slightly changed again (stuff I spend every working day using) is like getting into bed at night and finding some mad robot where you expected your wife to be. – John Niven
I wake up at 5:30, 6 in the morning, but don’t head into the office right away. I like to hang out with my wife, talk about things, get some coffee, you know. – Ice Cube
Fortunately, for the first 20 years in my career, I didn’t have any other responsibilities outside of myself. I didn’t have a wife and kids, so I could afford to sort of barely scrape by, to do theater. – J. K. Simmons
My wife and I are living large in our beloved Miami and I’m working on the things that are important to me. – Jeb Bush
Betty Shabazz was the wife of a man who challenged a government that was historically unjust. She was harassed and placed under surveillance by the Nation of Islam (NOI), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), and the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). – Ilyasah Shabazz
I don’t shop online, but my wife buys everything at home. We buy sea crabs, fresh crabs, all kinds of things. – Jack Ma