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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

Authors: A. A. Milne Quotes, Famous A. A. Milne Quotes, Quotations, Poems

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Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.
A. A. Milne
Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear!
A. A. Milne
Winnie the Pooh

Some people care too much, I think it's called love.
A. A. Milne
Winnie the Pooh

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
A. A. Milne
Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

The more he looked inside the more Piglet wasn't there.
A. A. Milne
The House at Pooh Corner

The more it snows (Tiddely pom),
The more it goes (Tiddely pom),
The more it goes (Tiddely pom),
On snowing. And nobody knows (Tiddely pom),
How cold my toes (Tiddely pom),
How cold my toes (Tiddely pom),
Are growing.
A. A. Milne
The House at Pooh Corner

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written.
A. A. Milne

They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
A. A. Milne
Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
Alice is marrying one of the guard.
"A soldier's life is terrible hard,"
Says Alice.
A. A. Milne
Buckingham Palace

Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything.
A. A. Milne
Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

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A. A. Milne - English author, writer children's stories and poems. Born 1882. Died 1958.

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