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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

Authors: A. A. Milne Quotes, Famous A. A. Milne Quotes, Quotations, Poems

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Forget about the crackers,
And forget about the candy;
I'm sure a box of chocolates
Would never come in handy;
I don't like oranges,
I don't want nuts,
And I HAVE got a pocket-knife
That almost cuts.
But, oh! Father Christmas, if you love me at all,
Bring me a big, red india-rubber ball!
A. A. Milne
King John's Christmas

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.
A. A. Milne
Winnie the Pooh

"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."
A. A. Milne
Winnie the Pooh

I used to believe in forever . . . but forever was too good to be true.
A. A. Milne
Winnie the Pooh

I wrote somewhere once that the third-rate mind was only happy when it was thinking with the majority, the second-rate mind was only happy when it was thinking with the minority, and the first-rate mind was only happy when it was thinking.
A. A. Milne

If I were a bear
And a big bear too,
I shouldn't much care
If it froze or snew;
I shouldn't much mind
If it snowed or friz -
I'd be all fur-lined
With a coat like his.
A. A. Milne
Furry Bear, Winnie the Pooh

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
A. A. Milne
Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
A. A. Milne
Winnie the Pooh

If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.
A. A. Milne
Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

It is hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.
A. A. Milne
Piglet, Winnie the Pooh

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A. A. Milne - English author, writer children's stories and poems. Born 1882. Died 1958.

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