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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
A. A. Milne
Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

It's always useful to know where a friend-and-relation is, whether you want him or whether you don't.
A. A. Milne
Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

It's so much more friendly with two.
A. A. Milne
Piglet, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
A. A. Milne
Roo, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

Little boy kneels at the foot of the bed,
Droops on the little hands little gold head,
Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!
Christopher Robin is saying his prayers.
A. A. Milne
Vespers

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
A. A. Milne
Winnie the Pooh

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
A. A. Milne

Owl hasn't exactly got Brain, but he Knows Things.
A. A. Milne
Winnie the Pooh

People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have gray fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.
A. A. Milne
Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

"Pooh, promise me you won't forget about me, ever. Not even when I am a hundred."
Pooh thought for a little.
"How old shall I be then?"
"Ninety-nine."
Pooh nodded. "I promise," he said.
A. A. Milne
House at Pooh

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A. A. Milne - English author, writer children's stories and poems. Born 1882. Died 1958.

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