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Eric Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
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Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
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Chef: You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.
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Stan: You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
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Kyle: I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.
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Satan: Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.
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Benjamin Franklin: I believe that if we are to form a new country, we cannot be a country that appears war-hungry and violent to the rest of the world. However, we also cannot be a country that appears weak and unwilling to fight, to the rest of the world. So, what if we form a country that appears to want both.
Thomas Jefferson: Yes, yes of course, we go to war and protest going to war at the same time....
Benjamin Franklin: And that means that as a nation, we could go to war with whomever we wished, but at the same time act like we didn't want to. If we allow the people to protest what the government does, then the country will be forever blameless.
John Adams: It's like having your cake and eating it too.
Anonymous Hick Redneck Founding Father: Think of it: an entire nation founded on saying one thing and doing another.
John Hancock: And we will call that country the United States of America.
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Eric Cartman: Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.
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Chef: Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.
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South Park: Award-winning animated American television show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.



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