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South Park Quotes 4

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Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.
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Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the goddamn' baby.
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Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer.
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Stan's Mom: Stan, what did I tell you about watching the Osbournes? It's going to make you retarded!
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Cartman (on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan): It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
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Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
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Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
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Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
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Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
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Eric Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
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South Park: Award-winning animated American television show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.



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