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by Author: Bart Simpson - Funny Quotes of Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?
have a cow, man.
didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove
you? But Dad, I'm your kid!
I broke his brain!
and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just
seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners,
only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions:
The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.
If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books
in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.
if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really
bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated.
Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"
you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
Simpsons : TV show created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born
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