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by Author: Bart Simpson - Funny Quotes of Bart Simpson
no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to
scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
is a time when people of all religions come together to worship
my God, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber
spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for
later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am.
thanks to TV,' I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago.
No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing
Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying
to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed
it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees
are trying to have sex with them - as is my understanding.
you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Simpsons : TV show created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born
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