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Quotes by Author: Bart Simpson - Funny Quotes of Bart Simpson
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There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am.
Dad, thanks to TV,' I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them - as is my understanding.
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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The Simpsons : TV show created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.



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