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After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Mel Gibson

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Lucy Van Pelt
In Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz.

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Terry Moore

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Truman Capote

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
Dave Barry

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Author Unknown

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.
Linda Grayson

And above all... Think Chocolate!
'Betty Crocker'

Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.
Mariska Hargitay

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
Sandra Boynton

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!
Author Unknown

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing
Milton Snavely Hershey

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Jo Brand

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.
Jason Love

God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate.
Author Unknown

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
Alicia Silverstone

A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk.
Linda Solegato

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!
Andy Milonakis

I never do any television without chocolate. That's my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I'm a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It's amazing I'm so slim.
Dawn French

There is good sex and there is bad sex but chocolate is always chocolate.
Author Unknown

Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt.
Sandra Boynton

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.
Michael Levine

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
Author Unknown

Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.
Spanish Proverb

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!
Elaine Sherman

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
Jason Love

Chocolate is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital seed, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine.
Geronimo Piperni
Quoted by Antonio Lavedán, Spanish army surgeon, 1796.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
Author Unknown

All of the evil that people have thrust upon chocolate is really more deserved by milk chocolate, which is essentially contaminated. The closer you get to a pure chocolate liquor (the chocolate essence ground from roasted cacao beans) the purer it is, the more satisfying it is, the safer it is, and the healthier it is.
Arnold Ismach
The Darker Side of Chocolate.

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
Author Unknown

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
Baron Justus von Liebig

'Chocolate -- The Consuming Passion' was written for the Chocolate Elite -- the select millions who like chocolate in all its infinite variety, using 'like' as in 'I like to breathe.'
Sandra Boynton

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
Lora Brody

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Author Unknown

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
Emily Luchetti

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
John Milton
The Devil's Advocate.

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
John Belushi

Once in a while I say, 'Go for it' and I eat chocolate.
Claudia Schiffer

Chocolate makes everyone smile - even bankers.
Benneville Strohecker, chocolatier
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