Famous quotes, funny quotes, inspirational and motivational quotations, literary, historical. Quotes by famous authors and celebrities Funny Quotes BookOur side-splitting, outrageously funny book on sale at -
Barnes & Noble

AUTHORS by last name: A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z

Motivational - Love - Funny - Friendship - Life - Family - Authors - Topics

Topic: Chocolate Quotes - Famous Chocolate Quotes, Quotations, Sayings
More Chocolate quotes 1 Chocolate Quotes 2

Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.
Jasmine Heiler

Chocolate: Here today ... Gone today!
Author Unknown

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets
Milton Zelma

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
Katherine Hepburn

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
Author Unknown

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants.
Oleg Kiselev

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
Deanna Troi
In TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation.

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
Miranda Ingram

Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate.
Author Unknown

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.
Forrest Gump
In the movie Forrest Gump.

If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
Marquise de Sévigné

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
Author Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.
Katharine Hepburn

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
John Q. Tullius

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Author Unknown

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
Sandra Boynton

Any sane person loves chocolate.
Bob Greene

Seen recently on a tee shirt - EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
Author Unknown

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.
Leslie Moak Murray

To explain responsibility to advertising men is like trying to convince an eight-year-old that sexual intercourse is more fun than a chocolate ice cream cone.
Howard Luck Gossage

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
Author Unknown

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Fernando Pessoa

Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation.
Kim Williams

Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.
Ted Allen
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder - just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on The Darker Side of Chocolate.
Sandra Boynton

When the going gets tough, the tough eats chocolate.
Author Unknown

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin

The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.
Thomas Jefferson

Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one's life ... but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat - these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.
Roald Dahl

I was handed a chocolate bar and an M-1 rifle and told to go kill Hitler.
Jack Kirby

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.
George Bernard Shaw

The three best pleasures in life are scratching, sneezing and eating chocolate.
Author Unknown

The Spanish ladies of the New World are madly addicted to chocolate, to such a point that, not content to drink it several times each day, they even have it served to them in church.
Jean-Antheleme Brillat-Savarin
The Physiology of Taste, 1825.

The divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink permits man to walk for a whole day without food.
Hernando Cortés (1519)

Chocolate remedies adversity.
Jareb Teague

Chocolate: the poor mans' champagne.
Daniel Worona

Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate.
Patrick Skene Catling

Eat a square meal a day - a box of chocolate.
Author Unknown

More Chocolate quotes 1 Chocolate Quotes 2

Facebook Twitter
Pinterest Google+

Quotes with Pictures
- Share with friends
Best picture quotes
Best Picture Quotes

Be yourself Oscar Wilde quote
Be yourself...

Too much of a good thing Mae West quote
Too much of a good thing