Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.
Chocolate: Here today ... Gone today!
It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared
chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it
is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all
helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.
Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication,
a sharing of deep, dark secrets
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including
staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of
the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers
also discovered other similarities between the two but can't
remember what they are.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
In TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation.
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is
a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far
more reliable than a man.
Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate.
Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're
In the movie Forrest Gump.
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate
will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that
again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
Marquise de Sévigné
Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard
brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always
John Q. Tullius
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things
to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes
Any sane person loves chocolate.
Seen recently on a tee shirt - EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer
of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love
chocolate, and communists.
Leslie Moak Murray
To explain responsibility to advertising men is like trying
to convince an eight-year-old that sexual intercourse is more
fun than a chocolate ice cream cone.
Howard Luck Gossage
Theres more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win
Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.
There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder
- just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on The Darker
Side of Chocolate.
When the going gets tough, the tough eats chocolate.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate
The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment,
will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee
in America which it has in Spain.
Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William
the Second. Such things are not going to affect one's life
... but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the
Kit Kat - these dates are milestones in history and should
be seared into the memory of every child in the country.
I was handed a chocolate bar and an M-1 rifle and told to
go kill Hitler.
What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate
George Bernard Shaw
The three best pleasures in life are scratching, sneezing
and eating chocolate.
The Spanish ladies of the New World are madly addicted to
chocolate, to such a point that, not content to drink it several
times each day, they even have it served to them in church.
The Physiology of Taste, 1825.
The divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue.
A cup of this precious drink permits man to walk for a whole
day without food.
Hernando Cortés (1519)
Chocolate remedies adversity.
Chocolate: the poor mans' champagne.
Other things are just food. But chocolates chocolate.
Patrick Skene Catling
Eat a square meal a day - a box of chocolate.