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When a cat speaks, it's because it has something to say, unlike humans who are the great refuse containers of speech.
V.L. Allineare

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.
Lillian Johnson

I can see stopping a car for a dog. But a cat? You squish a cat and go on.
James Gallagher

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
Bruce Graham

Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.
Dan Greenburg

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, "What's in it for me?"
Lewis Grizzard

In my day, we didn't have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver Beauty, my beloved paper clip.
Jennifer Hart

How you behave toward cats here below will determine your status in heaven.
Robert A. Heinlein

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Author Unknown

While the rest of the human race are descended from monkeys, redheads derive from cats.
Robert A. Heinlein

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Author Unknown

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Author Unknown

Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.
Mark Twain

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. My husband said it was him or the cat . . . I miss him sometimes.
Author Unknown

Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner.
Stephen Baker

A cat sees us as the dogs . . . A cat sees himself as the human.
Author Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Robert A. Heinlein
Notebooks of Lazarus Long.

If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro.
Bruce Fogle

There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.
Robert A. Heinlein

The smart cat doesn't let on that he is.
H.G. Frommer

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.
Robert A. Heinlein

Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
John Weitz

People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet.
Deborah A. Edwards

The trouble with adopting a cat is that they always have kittens.
Robert A. Heinlein

Dogs eat. Cats dine.
Ann Taylor

Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.
Author Unknown

I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place.
Debbie Peterson

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark Twain

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
Pam Brown

All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws.
Chinese Proverb

It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.
Author Unknown

Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them.
Robin Williams

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