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Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive nervous systems.
Helen M. Winslow

I was nursing a bad hangover when a cat stamped into the room.
P. G. Wodehouse

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.
Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.
Illinois State Law

Ye shall not possess any beast, my dear sisters, except only a cat.
English Nun's Rule c.1205

Researches have discovered that dogs can comprehend a vocabulary of 2,000 words, whereas cats can only comprehend 25 to 50. No one ever asks how many words researches can comprehend.
Author Unknown

Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats.
Author Unknown

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Author Unknown

Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
Author Unknown

The cat and the love you give away always come back to you.
Author Unknown

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.
Colonial American Proverb

After dark all cats are leopards.
Native American Proverb

Those that dislike cats will be carried to the cemetery in the rain.
Dutch Proverb

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
English Proverb

The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry.
French Proverb

It's for her own good that the cat purrs.
Irish Proverb

When the mice laugh at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
Nigerian Proverb

A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel.
Portuguese Proverb

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
Cynthia E. Varnado

There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.
Tay Hohoff

If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
Nan Porter

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Mark Twain

There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
Louis J. Camuti

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
Charlotte Gray

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
William Ralph Inge

The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - it's also the reason they hate birds.
K.C. Buffington

Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.
Helen Powers

Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.
Stephen Baker

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Bill Dana

If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.
J.A. McIntosh

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
Leo Dworken

It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it.
Susan Howatch

The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.
Carl van Vechten

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