That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar. – Ron White
Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort. – Ron White
I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things. – Ron White
Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds. – Ron White
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic. – Ron White
I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously. – Ron White
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work. – Ron White