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Quotes of the Week - May 5, 2008:
"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24 years.

"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.

"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves ." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made him want to have sex with his children's nanny.

Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.

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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me… -- Woody Allen
A little still she strove, and much repented, and whispering "I will ne'er… -- Lord Byron
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen… -- Joan Rivers
A man must hug, and dandle, and kistle, and play a hundred little tricks… -- Desiderius Erasmus
A man needs the sexual conquest to prove that he can still do… -- Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia
A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than… -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he… -- Anonymous
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times… -- Sanskrit Proverb
Alas! the love of women! it is known To be a lovely and a fearful thing… -- Lord Byron
All lovers swear more performance than they are able… -- William Shakespeare
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my… -- Evelyn Waugh
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy, among women, intimacy… -- Barbara Cartland
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than… -- Aldous Huxley
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell… -- L. M. Boyd
As a young man I used to have four supple members and one stiff one… -- Henri, duc d'Aumale
As I grow older and older And totter toward the tomb I find that I care less and… -- Dorothy L. Sayers
Bed is the poor man's opera... -- Italian Proverb
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night… -- Woody Allen
But be careful that you don't gallop ahead, leaving her behind. And make sure that she… -- Ovid
But did thee feel the earth move… -- Ernest Hemingway
Certain times I like sex. Like after a cigarette… -- Rodney Dangerfield
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never… -- Barbara Bush
Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal and super colossal… -- Barbara Seaman
Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water bottles… -- George Mikes
Cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth...certainly greater… -- Harold Pinter.
Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing. Pregnancies are… -- Marquis de Sade
Do not let too strong a light come into your bedroom. There are in a beauty a great many… -- Ovid
Do you not know how uncontrolled and unreliable the average human being… -- Sigmund Freud
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do - so long as they… -- Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, drink and… -- William Shakespeare
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night… -- Rodney Dangerfield
Erection is chiefly caused by scuraum, eringoes, cresses, crymon… -- Aristotle's Masterpiece
Even if you gods, and all the goddesses too, should be looking on, yet would I be glad… -- Homer
Female: One of the opposing, or unfair sex… -- Ambrose Bierce
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who… -- Isabel Allende
Give me chastity and continence - but not yet… -- Saint Augustine
God created sex. Priests created marriage… -- Voltaire
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same… -- Robin Williams
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them… -- Jimmy DeMaret
Great food is like great sex - the more you have the more you want… -- Gael Greene
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better… -- Woody Allen
Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful… -- John Wayne
Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have no… -- Clark Gable
Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed… -- Anonymous
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common… -- Dorothy Parker
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half… -- Phyllis Diller
Home is heaven and orgies are vile But you need an orgy once in a while… -- Ogden Nash
Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened… -- Sam Austin
Human beings are not animals, and I do not want to see sex and sexual… -- Ronald Reagan
I am happy now that Charles calls on my bedchamber less frequently… -- Lady Alice Hillingdon
I am not against sex . . . I am here as a result of sex… -- Billy Graham
I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to… -- William Butler Yeats
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that… -- Steve Martin
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on… -- Joan Rivers
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty… -- George Burns
I did have a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact… -- Bill Clinton
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky… -- Bill Clinton
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are… -- Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
I don't see much of Alfred since he got so interested in sex… -- Mrs. Alfred Kinsey
I don't think when I make love… -- Brigitte Bardot
I feel that nothing so casts down the manly mind from its height as the fondling… -- St. Augustine
I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students… -- Clark Kerr
I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and, cold and dry, thinks... -- Ovid
I have always thought that candy is the sex of childhood. It's the thing you think… -- Fran Lebowitz
I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's… -- Woody Allen
I have never liked bargains when it came to sex… -- Hedy Lamarr
I have never liked sex. I do not think I ever will. It seems just the opposite of love… -- Marilyn Monroe
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me… -- Tallulah Bankhead
I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay hand on… -- Dudley Moore
I know nothing about sex because I was always married… -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
I know the ways of women; they won't come when thou wilt, and when thou won't… -- Terence
I like men who have a future and women who have a past… -- Oscar Wilde
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please I'll only put it in for a… -- Beverly Mickins
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television… -- Gore Vidal
I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown… -- Bette Davis
I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my… -- James Joyce
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital… -- J. Edgar Hoover
I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board… -- Woody Allen
I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn't pass the physical… -- Robert Mitchum
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics… -- Woody Allen
I think that making love is the best form of exercise… -- Cary Grant
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn… -- Bette Midler
I used to think that the brain was the most powerful organ in the body. Then I… -- Emo Philips

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