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"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24 years.

"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.

"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves ." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made him want to have sex with his children's nanny.

Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing… -- Johnny Carson
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've… -- Hunter S. Thompson
I'd rather have a cup of tea than go to bed with someone - any day… -- Boy George
If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual… -- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate… -- Carrie P. Snow
If it moves, fondle it - except porcupines, ball lightning, and policemen… -- Anonymous
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all… -- Rodney Dangerfield
If Kinsey is right, I have only done what comes naturally, what the average American… -- Mae West
If our elaborate and dominating bodies are given us to be denied at every turn… -- Cyril Connolly
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on… -- Bette Midler
If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, I'd decline… -- Bunuel
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all… -- Joe Namath
If your life at night is good, you think you have everything… -- Euripides
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands… -- Dudley Moore
I'm at an age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've… -- Rodney Dangerfield
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now… -- Robin Williams
I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own… -- Woody Allen
I'm young and healthy, and you've got charms; It would really be a sin… -- Harry Warren, 42nd Street
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact… -- Marlene Dietrich
In Europe men and women have intercourse because they love each other. In… -- Paul Gauguin
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind… -- Nora Ephron
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily… -- Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand
In the sex-war thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the… -- Cyril Connolly
Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance… -- William Shakespeare
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right… -- Woody Allen
It [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing… -- Woody Allen
It is better to be looked over than overlooked… -- Mae West
It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half… --Winston Churchill
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover… -- Marge Piercy
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married… -- Matt Barry
It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian… -- Camille Paglia
I've been too fucking busy. And vice versa… -- Dorothy Parker
I've oft been told by learned friars, That wishing and the crime are one… -- Thomas Moore
I've slept only with men I've been married to. How many women can make… -- Elizabeth Taylor
John Thomas says goodnight to Lady Jane, a little droopingly… -- D. H. Lawrence
Judgment of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark… -- Ovid
Let those who know not what temptation is, let those who have walked as we… -- Oscar Wilde
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent… -- R. D. Laing
Love causes more pain than pleasure. Pleasure is only illusory… -- Karl von Hartmann
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics… -- Anonymous
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some… -- Woody Allen
Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man… -- Peter Porter
Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with… -- Dudley Moore
Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud… -- Matt Groening
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth… -- Thomas S. Szasz
Men and women will retain their sex in heaven… -- Pope John Paul II
Men and women, women and men. It will never work… -- Erica Jong
Men get laid, but women get screwed… -- Quentin Crisp
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses… -- Dorothy Parker
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex: you thought of nothing else if you… -- James Baldwin
Much of our highly valued cultural heritage has been acquired at the cost… -- Sigmund Freud
Murder is a crime. Writing about it isn't. Sex is not a crime, but writing about it is… -- Larry Flynt
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading… -- Emo Philips
My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen… -- Andy Rooney
My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to… -- Erica Jong
My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and… -- Ruby Wax
Niagara Falls is the bride's second great disappointment… -- Oscar Wilde
No sex is better than bad sex… -- Germaine Greer
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing… -- Henry A. Kissinger
Nuptial love maketh mankind; friendly love perfecteth it; but wanton love… -- Francis Bacon
Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest… -- Anatole France
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has… -- Mark Twain
Oh, moment of sweet peril, perilous sweet! When woman joins herself to man… -- Owen Meredith
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other… -- Jane Austin
One should never be sexually involved with anyone one genuinely cares for… -- Mary Gordon
Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in… -- Katherine Whitehorn
Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants… -- Andy Rooney
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex… -- Karl Marx
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still… -- Anonymous
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading… -- Arthur C. Clarke
Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings… -- Susan Sontag
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast… -- Woody Allen
Rio is not a sexy town; it is a copulating town . . . Going to bed with women is… -- George Mikes
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it… -- Woody Allen
Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the… -- D. H. Lawrence
Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is all my brain and body need… -- Ian Dury
Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal… -- Alexander the Great
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think… -- Sophia Loren
Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization… -- Henri Bergson
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope… -- George Burns
Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in… -- Milton Berle
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get… -- Woody Allen
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids… -- Bill Cosby

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