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"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24 years.

"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.

"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves ." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made him want to have sex with his children's nanny.

Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.

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Sex has become one of the most discussed subjects of modern times… -- Fulton J Sheen
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it… -- Lewis Grizzard
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes… -- Jackie Onassis
Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play… -- Thomas S. Szasz
Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light… -- Joseph Fetterman
Sex is an emotion in motion… -- Mae West
Sex is God's joke on human beings… -- Bette Davis
Sex is hardly ever just about sex… -- Shirley MacLaine
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, you probably won't either… -- Anonymous
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how… -- Anonymous
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'… -- Anonymous
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer… -- Swami X
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant… -- Henry Miller
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where… -- J. D. Salinger
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time… -- Andy Warhol
Sex is the last refuge of the miserable… -- Quentin Crisp
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on… -- Mary Day Winn
Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we… -- Havelock Ellis
Sex on the whole was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want… -- Julie Burchill
Sex ought to be a wholly satisfying link between two affectionate people… -- Alex Comfort
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go… -- Woody Allen
Sex: The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense… -- Lord Chesterfield
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most… -- John Barrymore
Sexual intercourse...is merely internal attrition and the spasmodic excretion… -- Marcus Aurelius
Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses… -- Charles Baudelaire
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever, One foot… -- William Shakespeare
Someone asked Sophocles, "How is your sex-life now? Are you still able to have… -- Plato
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure… -- Anonymous
The ability to enjoy your sex life is central. I don't give a shit about anything else… -- Dudley Moore
The act of coitus should be considered as composed of four parts, or acts… -- H. W. Long, MD
The backseat produced the sexual revolution… -- Jerry Rubin
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362… -- Lynn Lavner
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for… -- Brendan Behan
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone… -- Woody Allen
The differences between the sexes are the single most important fact of… -- George Gilder
The French are perhaps the only nation to identify sex with l'amour, to see it as… -- Anthony Glyn
The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but… -- Alfred Lord Tennyson
The last time I was in a woman I was visiting the Statue of Liberty… -- Woody Allen
The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex… -- Hugh Hefner
The most important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to… -- Glenda Jackson
The most memorable is always the current one; the rest just merge into a sea of… -- Rod Stewart
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform… -- Alfred Kinsey
The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment… -- Malcolm Muggeridge
The plainest person can look beautiful, can "be" beautiful. It only needs the fire… -- D. H. Lawrence
The pleasure of the act of love is gross and brief and brings loathing after it… -- Petronius
The President inserted a cigar into Ms Lewinsky's vagina, then put the cigar in… -- Kenneth Starr
The reason most people sweat is so they will not catch fire while they are making love… -- Don Rose
The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted… -- Martin Luther
The sexes were made for each other, and only in the wise and loving union… -- William Hall
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer… -- Havelock Ellis
The species of whale known as the black right whale has four kilos of brains and... -- Jon Lien
The sweetest women can be turned into a shrew by a man if he excites… -- Haroun Al Makhzoumi
The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep… -- Quentin Crisp
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal… -- P. J. O'Rourke
There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and… -- Jackie Onassis
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would… -- W. Somerset Maugham
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex… -- Elton John
There may be some things better than sex, and some things may be worse… -- W. C. Fields
There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel it… -- Lily Tomlin
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly… -- Billy Joel
Those people who think good sex is more important to a marriage than… -- Hubert Downs
Too much of a good thing can be taxing… -- Mae West
Too much of a good thing is wonderful… -- Mae West
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man… -- Tom Clancy
What is a playboy? It is usually someone who is getting more sex than you are… -- Victor Lownes
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick… -- Anonymous
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman… -- Anonymous
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson… -- Matt Groening
When seen - obscene, when heard - absurd, but done - great fun… -- John O'Mill
When turkeys mate they think of swans… -- Johnny Carson
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex… -- Prue Leith
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy… -- Groucho Marx
Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free… -- Proverb
Why should we take advice on sex from the Pope? If he knows anything… -- George Bernard Shaw
Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two... -- Ann Landers
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place… -- Billy Crystal
Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should… -- St. Augustine
You can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even touching him… -- Rae Dawn Chong
You don't have to know, How to read or write, When you're out with a feller… -- Irving Berlin
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed… -- W. Somerset Maugham
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither... -- Drew Carey
You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin… -- Joe Orton
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time… -- Frederic Raphael

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