Prince Philip Quotes, famous Prince Philip Quotes, Prince Philip Sayings Quotations

The ideal Valentine gift! Get our outrageously funny quotes book at -
Amazon.Com
Barnes & Noble

AUTHORS by last name: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Topics - Love - Funny - Friendship - Life - Literary - Top 10 Lists - Quotes of Day - 2012 Quotes

Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

Authors: Prince Philip Quotes, Famous Prince Philip Quotes, Sayings

1 2 3 4

Aren't there any male supervisors? This is a nanny city.
Prince Philip
In San Francisco on meeting five city officials - all of whom were female.

People usually say that after a fire it's the water damage that's the worst. We're STILL trying to dry out Windsor castle.
Prince Philip
To grieving residents of Lockerbie, Scotland, during a 1993 visit after a plane exploded and crashed into the town, killing everyone on board and several people on the ground (and shortly after a fire swept through one wing of Windsor Castle).

We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
Prince Philip
On Canada.

You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a potbelly.
Prince Philip
To a Briton residing in Hungary, 1993.

You were playing your instruments weren't you? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?
Prince Philip
Congratulating a school band on their performance in Australia.

You are a woman, aren't you?
Prince Philip
In Kenya in 1984, after accepting a gift from an indigenous woman.

If you gave a seven-year-old a brush and paints he'd produce something like that.
Prince Philip
In the Sudan, after viewing some of the paintings housed in the country's ethnic museum.

The bastards murdered half my family.
Prince Philip
In room full of press agents, commenting on Russians in 1967, having been asked whether he would consider a visit there.

What do you gargle with - pebbles?
Prince Philip
To singer Tom Jones, after 1969 Royal Variety Performance.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.
Prince Philip
Remark in 1962 taken as a slight against Buckingham Palace chefs, and later had to be qualified.

1 2 3 4

Prince Philip: Duke of Edinburgh and member of British Royal Family. Husband of Britain's Queen Elizabeth II. Born June 10, 1921, in Corfu, Greece.

Check out our hilarious
2320 Funniest Quotes

Get Quotes of Day on:
Facebook Twitter

Quotes and Pictures NEW

People I Can't Stand

Life is Slippery...

The Good Sex Guide