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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

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I can only assume that it is largely due to the accumulation of toasts to my health over the years that I am still enjoying a fairly satisfactory state of health and have reached such an unexpectedly great age.
Prince Philip
Speech to Corporation of the City of London, June 2001.

If it has got four legs and is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
Prince Philip
Commenting on Chinese eating habits to World Wildlife Fund conference in 1986.

Ghastly.
Prince Philip
Commenting on Beijing, China, during 1986 official visit there.

If a cricketer, for example, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?
Prince Philip
Amid calls to ban firearms after the massacre of 16 children and their teacher in Dunblane, Scotland, in 1996.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
Prince Philip
At the height of the recession in 1981.

If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
Prince Philip
To British students in China during Royal visit there in 1986.

It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.
Prince Philip
Pointing at an old-fashioned fuse box while on a tour of a factory near Edinburgh.

Bloody silly fool!
Prince Philip
Referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognize him, 1997.

Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
Prince Philip
To islander in the Cayman Islands, 1994.

You managed not to get eaten, then.
Prince Philip
To student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea in 1998, suggesting Papuan tribes people were still cannibals.

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Prince Philip: Duke of Edinburgh and member of British Royal Family. Husband of Britain's Queen Elizabeth II. Born June 10, 1921, in Corfu, Greece.

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