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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

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Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps.
Prince Philip
At Washington Embassy reception for Commonwealth members.

British women can't cook. They are very good at decorating food and making it attractive. But they have an inability to cook.
Prince Philip
Addressing mainly female audience at Scottish Rural Women's Institute Display in 1966.

Do you still throw spears at each other?
Prince Philip
To Australian Aborigines, during a visit to Queensland, 2002.

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate how much more aircraft have become. Unless you travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.
Prince Philip
During Royal Jubilee tour in 2002.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
Prince Philip
Speech in December 1988, dismissing claims that those who sell slaughtered meat have greater moral authority than those who participate in blood sports.

Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf.
Prince Philip
To group of deaf children standing next to Jamaican steel drum band, on visit to new National Assembly for Wales, 1999.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car of a new wife.
Prince Philip
March 1988.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years.
Prince Philip
Address to General Dental Council, quoted in Time November 21, 1960.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test.
Prince Philip
To Scottish driving instructor, 1995.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient … You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
Prince Philip
His recipe for a successful marriage, during celebrations for their golden wedding anniversary, November 1997.

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Prince Philip: Duke of Edinburgh and member of British Royal Family. Husband of Britain's Queen Elizabeth II. Born June 10, 1921, in Corfu, Greece.

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