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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Joan Rivers

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Joan Rivers

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
Joan Rivers

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Joan Rivers

"Where there is a will there is a way." is an old true saying. He who resolves upon doing a thing, by that very resolution often scales the barriers to it, and secures its achievement. To think we are able, is almost to be so - to determine upon attainment is frequently attainment itself.
Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers: American comedian. Born 1933.