Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. – Zig Ziglar
I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading. – Vera Brittain
My wife and I left New York when she got pregnant – we just thought it would be really hard to stay in the city. – Tom Perrotta
I’m a hopeless mother; a hopeless wife; I have to try harder. I’m just a pathetic case history, really. – Siobhan Fahey
Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little ‘off the beaten trail,’ but cool area. – Todd English
They say that I’m stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it’s paid off so far. – Sugar Ray Leonard
Besides Slayer, which is a full-time job, I raise animals. I have a ranch in Texas. My wife takes care of the animals when I’m on tour. When I get home, I become a ranch hand. – Tom Araya
I immediately called the command center of the Department of Justice to let them know that my wife was on a plane that had been hijacked. I mainly wanted them know there was another hijacked plane out there. – Ted Olson
When I retired and told my wife I wanted to go back to Bozeman and fight political corruption and get involved in politics, she decided to stay in Seattle. – Stan Jones
I’ve been worked over by the English press because there’s an assumption that my politics are identical with my wife’s, and for that matter that my wife’s politics are identical with her politics of 20 years ago. – Stephen Rea
I’m not devastated over a baseball game. If somebody came to me and said, ‘Your wife is terminally ill.’ Or, if my kids and wife get on a plane and I got a call that said, ‘Something happened with the plane,’ that’s devastating. – Tom Glavine
The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater. – William Petersen
! discovered photography completely by chance. My wife is an architect; when we were young and living in Paris, she bought a camera to take pictures of buildings. For the first time, I looked through a lens – and photography immediately started to invade my life. – Sebastiao Salgado
I always have a football handy at home, and I’ll play with it. Sometimes it’ll get on my wife’s nerves. But the moment I’ve got a ball at my feet, I’m happy. – Thierry Henry
I love L.A. It was an awesome place to spend my 20s, full of creative people, but I never wanted to stay there. It wasn’t necessarily Texas that I wanted to move to; I just knew I wanted to live in the country somewhere. My wife and I found this place in Texas that we really liked, so we packed up our stuff and moved. – Scoot McNairy
My wife and I both love cooking – I am an advanced male – so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner. – Stephen Bayley
My dad said, ‘The thing that I was told that was really helpful was that I mustn’t be afraid of the things I was afraid of when I was five years old’. The shock of his childhood had put him in this defensive crouch against the world, and he needed to know that he had a nice wife and kids and it wasn’t the same any more. – Tom Hooper
The abrupt and sudden death of my wife has taken a severe emotional and psychic toll on me. On top of that, some people have stooped so low that they have tried to use my personal tragedy for their personal benefit. – Shashi Tharoor
I look forward to a lot more free time, at least initially, with my wife, Lisa, and our three children. – Steve Yzerman
I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. – Tiger Woods
I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that. – Scott Walker
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don’t really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her – we find the same things funny. – Steve Carell
My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else. – William Shatner
My favorite band is Yes. They are all phenomenal musicians, and yes, this means I’m subject to ridicule from co-workers and occasionally from my wife, three kids, and even our Labradoodle pup. – Steve Capus
If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that of the long-suffering wife. – Samuel E. Morison
Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way – since any guy who has tried to live in a house with a wife and two daughters is, without any doubt, going to go certifiably nuts. – Steve Schirripa