Day 3 without sports. Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she is my wife. She seems nice. – Unknown Some men found life without sports tough during coronavirus lockdown.
If I get quarantined for two weeks with my wife and I die. I can assure you it was not the virus that killed me. – Unknown
I met my wife in New York, so, we lived together there for five years, so my Swedish was kind of a gradual learning process. – Greg Poehler
In summer 1961, Rose-Marie Egger became my wife, and her stabilizing influence has kept me on an even keel ever since. Our honeymoon trip led us to the United States where I spent two post-doc years working on thermal conductivity of type-II superconductors and metals in the group of Professor Bernie Serin at Rutgers University in New Jersey. – Heinrich Rohrer
I don’t write about certain arguments I have with my wife. I’d get my head torn off if wrote about certain things. – Harvey Pekar
A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. – Honore de Balzac
My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding. My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research and my research group grew rapidly. – George Andrew Olah
Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I’m going to get it tattooed on my forehead. – Hugh Jackman
My wife doesn’t cook, so we eat out every night. It’s not fine dining or anything – we’re not fancy people. – Howie Mandel
My wife Lucy was very sick for nearly three years prior to her death. At one time, I was in the hospital with her for six months. – Heber J. Grant
I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it’s a sign that I’m moving up the ladder. – Hugh Jackman
I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn’t an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished. – Hugh Leonard
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. – Homer The Odyssey, Book 6.
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest. – H. L. Mencken
If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me is that I’m close by. And, I have a terrible memory. I’m bad at saying no. I often double-book. There are a lot of things. – Hugh Jackman
I eat healthier than you think. I eat grains and vegetables when I’m home – and I eat in courses. My wife, Lori, thinks it’s because I don’t want foods to touch. That’s not it. If you eat courses, you slow down your meal and eat less. It’s a trick I picked up in France as a kid. – Guy Fieri
It’s interesting because Swedes subtitle everything, so they’re so used to it. When my wife watches a show with subtitles, she has a skill to be able to watch and read. Whereas I’m more of a read or watch. – Greg Poehler
In L.A., you work like hell because there is nothing else to do, unless you’re cheating on your wife. – Howard Fast
Being a wife and a mother is very gratifying, but it’s not a creative expression and that’s something I need to be happy. – Genie Francis
There’s been quite a few conversations between me and my wife; she’d like to see my hair brown again. So who knows what will happen. – Guy Fieri
My brother’s friend worked at a TV station, so we went in; the producer of a show asked if I wouldn’t mind taking some photos for his wife, who was a talent agent. Next thing I know, I’m enroute to the agency. – Godfrey Gao
I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone’s wife. – Halle Berry
In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape. – Gerald Brenan
I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That’s even why I married her. – Guy Ritchie
When a man makes a woman his wife, it’s the highest compliment he can pay her, and it’s usually the last. – Helen Rowland
For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one. – Hesiod
It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security. – Heston Blumenthal
You can’t be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, ‘No ice cream,’ buys the ice cream, and says, ‘Don’t tell your mother.’ You teach the child to lie – and to disrespect the other parent. – Howie Mandel
My character on ‘The Good Wife’ is a smaller character, and his story arcs are typically season-long, unless it’s a big episode for him. His transitions take place over many, many hours. – Graham Phillips
