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I’m really bad at writing jokes.
– Glenn Howerton
I guess I’m like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn’t have as many jokes as he thought he did.
– Glen Campbell
I’m a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy.
– Helena Christensen
Pulled pork jokes never get old.
– Joel Edgerton
Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.
– Jim Fowler
Mathematicians are always playing tricks on each other. They’re always pulling jokes on each other.
– Jeremy Irons
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
– John Lasseter
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn’t going to do in my stand-up routine.
– Jim Gaffigan
I write in reverse: Rather than come up with a narrative and write jokes for that narrative, I write jokes independently of the narrative, then I try to fit them in.
– Jeff Kinney
I’m not built for war. I’m built for entertainment. I’m built for jokes – either telling them or being the butt of them.
– Josh Peck
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
– Jimmy Carr
People are attracted to entertainment, for sure, or jokes, excitement and romantically heightened stories that might be false, but are still attractive fantasies.
– Bennett Miller
It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there’d be celestial-mechanics jokes.
– Billy West
I’ve included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.
– Armistead Maupin
My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.
– Billy Childish
My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
– Adam Brody
Zac Efron is like a brother who’s just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
– Ashley Tisdale
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
– Amy Schumer
I tell jokes, chat with people, and make stuff.
– Aisha Tyler
I’m not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don’t do jokes.
– Bruce Forsyth
I was always Armie. There couldn’t be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda.
– Armie Hammer
My whole life, I’ve been telling jokes.
– Brad Garrett
Life likes jokes; life is constantly making jokes, even at the most inopportune moments.
– Elizabeth McCracken
I love my jokes.
– Dave Chappelle
You can’t just yell jokes at people.
– David Cross
Even ‘Lord of the Rings’ had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It’s like, ‘Really?’
– Peter Dinklage
I’m a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
– Dave Attell
I got all sorts of great Nebraska jokes.
– Gordon Gee
I tell the most horrible jokes.
– Emmanuelle Chriqui
I told jokes badly.
– Don Rickles