I told jokes badly.
– Don Rickles
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
– Natasha Leggero
Really, I’m pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.
– Chace Crawford
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
– Frank Dane
Don’t make jokes about food.
– David Lean
If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
– Mary Todd Lincoln
Fart jokes still work for me.
– Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Dwarves are still the butt of jokes. It’s one of the last bastions of acceptable prejudice.
– Peter Dinklage
My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
– Emily Deschanel
I’ve never really told jokes. I’m not good at it.
– David E. Kelley
I’m a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.
– Nathan Fillion
I do jokes about what’s funny, and both sides are funny.
– Mark Russell
Most of my jokes are racist – usually about the Irish.
– Frank Carson
Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever.
– David Walton
I don’t know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
– Marty Feldman
It’s much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
– Mo Rocca
A civil servant doesn’t make jokes.
– Eugene Ionesco
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
– Dave Attell
It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
– Demetri Martin
I don’t care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
– Drew Carey
I secrete jokes like the pancreas secretes… whatever the pancreas secretes.
– Marshall Brickman
It’s the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.
– Keenen Ivory Wayans
I don’t do jokes. The characters are my jokes.
– Jonathan Winters
Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.
– Mike Birbiglia
I am constantly the butt of jokes.
– Jerry Reinsdorf
I’m not a standup. I don’t really have jokes. I don’t have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.
– Julia Sweeney
I could never sit down and write jokes.
– Louis C. K.
My poems… the ones that start out as jokes become these big ponderous things and the ones that start out ponderous devolve into jokes.
– Jess Walter
Jokes are very curious things psychologically.
– James Callis
Our solution on ‘The Simpsons’ is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don’t, it doesn’t matter, because we have Homer banging his head and saying, ‘D’oh!’
– Matt Groening