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|Topic: Golf Quotes - Famous Golfer
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|Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.
Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent
inability to count past five.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives
think they are out having fun.
I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible
time getting out of them.
Anytime you get the urge to golf, instead take eighteen minutes
and beat your head against a good solid wall. This is guaranteed
to duplicate to a tee the physical and emotional beating you
would have suffered playing a round of golf. If eighteen minutes
aren't enough, go for twenty-seven or thirty-six - whatever
Many play golf, and one odd effect of that pursuit is that they
return to work manifestly stupider than they were. It is, I
think, the company of other golfers.
G. W. Lyttleton
I figure practice puts your brains in your muscles.
Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about
your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
I woke my wife up and said "I'm the Open champion. I cant
believe Ive done it". She said: "I can believe
it, there's the trophy, now can you go back to sleep?"
Irish golfer on becoming British Open
Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you
swallow the whole bottle, you will be lucky to survive.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the
world at which to be bad.
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used
His name in vain when I get up there.
About his golfing.
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed
to riper years, the results may be serious.
A Mixed Threesome, 1922.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance
between your ears.
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the
game of golf would be played far better than it is.
Horace G. Hutchinson
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's
the distance my left ear is from my right.
Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously,
it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years
to discover that I can't play it.
Golf - My Slice of Life, 1972.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an
obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you
can't improve your lie.
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't
help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk
the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's
almost a law
H. G. Wells
If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want
to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's
no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV.
Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns.
National Lampoon, 1979
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted.
A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship
with trees, sand, and water.
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from
any public office in the United States and the families of the
breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.
My dad has always taught me these words: care and share. That's
why we put on clinics. The only thing I can do is try to give
back. If it works, it works.
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who
is playing golf with his boss.
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid
of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes
Chi Chi Rodriguez
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball
players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf.
What are we supposed to take up when we quit?
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