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You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
Homer Simpson, to God

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
Mother Teresa

God is dead - Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead - God
Griffiti found on college campuses and restroom walls.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Galileo Galilei

Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.
Stewie Griffin
Baby character in animated TV series 'Family Guy'.

I don't believe in God. My mother was devout and so is my wife. But I have the intellectual arrogance that makes it very hard to believe in him. I don't have the gift of faith. I remember at school I used to make up sins at confession - what we were told were sins by priests were not sins at all.
Terry Wogan

At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.
Albert Einstein

I could prove God statistically.
George Gallop

I think if you have faith about these things then you realize that judgment is made by other people … If you believe in God, it's made by God as well. The only way you can make a decision like that is to try to do the right things, according to your conscience and, for the rest of it, you leave it to the judgment that history will make.
Tony Blair
Saying he will be judged by God and history on the war in Iraq, March 2006.

God will not accept that. Mine won't. Will yours?
Rock musician Bono
Telling George W Bush it is unjust to keep poor people from selling their goods while singing the virtues of the free market.

God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan", and I did. And then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq", and I did.
George W Bush
Reportedly explaining his motivation for the invasion of Iraq.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Woody Allen

Oh! I love God. He's so deliciously evil.
Stewie Griffin
Baby character in animated TV series 'Family Guy'.

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Oscar Wilde

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Paul Valery

The gods too are fond of a joke.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass - grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls.
Mother Teresa

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
Marianne Williamson

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
Friedrich von Schiller

I'm not normally a religious man, but... if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Homer Simpson

As God once said, and I think rightly…
Margaret Thatcher

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Art Hoppe

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
George Deacon

God has no religion.
Mahatma Gandhi

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill

I dislike blasphemy on purely rational grounds. If there is no God, blasphemy is stupid and unnecessary; if there is, then it's damned dangerous.
Flann O'Brien

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan

God is love, but get it in writing.
Gypsy Rose Lee

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Bob Davies

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
Orson Welles

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
Alan Bennett

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
Linda Evangelista

In the beginning there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
Dave Thomas

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
Stephen King

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?'
Quentin Crisp

Thank God I'm an atheist.
Luis Bunuel

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen

God is dead! God remains dead! And we have killed him.
Friedrich Nietzsche
The Gay Science.

Our Father, which art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
In earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory,
For ever and ever. Amen.
The Lord's Prayer

From a distance we are instruments
Marching in a common band.
Playing songs of hope, playing songs of peace.
They're the songs of every man.
God is watching us, God is watching us
God is watching us from a distance.
From a Distance
Song by Julie Gold.

I'll walk with God from this day on.
His helping hand I'll lean upon.
This is my prayer, my humble plea,
May the Lord be ever with me.
There is no death, though eyes grow dim.
There is no fear when I'm near to Him.
I'll lean on Him forever
And He'll forsake me never.
I'll Walk With God
Song words by Paul Francis Webster.

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