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|Topic: God Quotes - Famous God Quotes,
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|You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
Homer Simpson, to God
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just
wish that He didn't trust me so much.
God is dead - Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead - God
Griffiti found on college campuses and
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed
us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo
Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you
know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta
get me some of that.
Baby character in animated TV series 'Family
I don't believe in God. My mother was devout and so is my wife.
But I have the intellectual arrogance that makes it very hard
to believe in him. I don't have the gift of faith. I remember
at school I used to make up sins at confession - what we were
told were sins by priests were not sins at all.
At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.
I could prove God statistically.
I think if you have faith about these things then you realize
that judgment is made by other people
If you believe
in God, it's made by God as well. The only way you can make
a decision like that is to try to do the right things, according
to your conscience and, for the rest of it, you leave it to
the judgment that history will make.
Saying he will be judged by God and history
on the war in Iraq, March 2006.
God will not accept that. Mine won't. Will yours?
Rock musician Bono
Telling George W Bush it is unjust to keep
poor people from selling their goods while singing the virtues
of the free market.
God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists
in Afghanistan", and I did. And then God would tell me,
"George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq", and I did.
George W Bush
Reportedly explaining his motivation for
the invasion of Iraq.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Oh! I love God. He's so deliciously evil.
Baby character in animated TV series 'Family
I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows
The gods too are fond of a joke.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness.
God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers,
grass - grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun,
how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest
fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light,
not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves,
'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?'
Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your
playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened
about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within
us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when
we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people
permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own
fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
Friedrich von Schiller
I'm not normally a religious man, but... if you're up there,
save me, Superman!
As God once said, and I think rightly
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue
caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave
God has no religion.
If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for
the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
I dislike blasphemy on purely rational grounds. If there is
no God, blasphemy is stupid and unnecessary; if there is, then
it's damned dangerous.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but
the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday
to be connected.
God is love, but get it in writing.
Gypsy Rose Lee
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell
of a pass.
I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because
it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over,
He would have put diamonds on the floor.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long
as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself.
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd
be a teacher.
In the beginning there was nothing and God said 'Let there be
light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed,
Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why
god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered,
"There's just something about you that pisses me off."
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist,
a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the
God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
Thank God I'm an atheist.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large
deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
God is dead! God remains dead! And we have killed him.
The Gay Science.
Our Father, which art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
In earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory,
For ever and ever. Amen.
The Lord's Prayer
From a distance we are instruments
Marching in a common band.
Playing songs of hope, playing songs of peace.
They're the songs of every man.
God is watching us, God is watching us
God is watching us from a distance.
From a Distance
Song by Julie Gold.
I'll walk with God from this day on.
His helping hand I'll lean upon.
This is my prayer, my humble plea,
May the Lord be ever with me.
There is no death, though eyes grow dim.
There is no fear when I'm near to Him.
I'll lean on Him forever
And He'll forsake me never.
I'll Walk With God
Song words by Paul Francis Webster.
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