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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
– Yogi Berra
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
We have deep depth.
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
I enjoy now doing what I do… playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
It’s like deja-vu, all over again.
Pair up in threes.
If people don’t want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
It ain’t over till it’s over.
I never said half the things I said.