I’m off to race around the world – a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men. – Dorothy Kilgallen
Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think. – Dorothy Kilgallen
Doorman – a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip. – Dorothy Kilgallen
I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler. – Dorothy Kilgallen
Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn’t rule it out of Mr. Bruce’s act if he cares to comment on it. – Dorothy Kilgallen