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"You are my lord, you're my darling, you're my orgy, my charming prince." -- Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's tribute to husband, Nicholas Sarkozy, president of France.

"Barack, he's talking down to black people. I want to cut his nuts off." -- Jesse Jackson, US Democrat and civil rights activist, about his party's presidential candidate Barack Obama.

"Many things that happened in the jungle we have to leave in the jungle." -- Former hostage Ingrid Betancourt, refuses to discuss certain details about her six years of captivity in jungles of Colombia.

"Europe is a family of 27 nations, we can't leave anyone behind." -- Nicolas Sarkozy, French President, urging European Parliament to speed negotiations over Lisbon Treaty.

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Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Scott Adams

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Scott Adams

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Scott Adams

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Scott Adams

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Scott Adams

I get mail; therefore I am.
Scott Adams

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Scott Adams

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.
Scott Adams

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Scott Adams

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
Scott Adams

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Scott Adams - American cartoonist and creator of Dilbert. Born 1957.