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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Scott Adams Quotes, Famous Scott Adams Quotes, Quotations
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In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you hear a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.
Scott Adams
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Scott Adams
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Scott Adams
One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys.
Scott Adams
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Scott Adams
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
Scott Adams
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
Scott Adams
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams
The Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage - Management.
Scott Adams
The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
Scott Adams
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Scott Adams - American cartoonist and creator of Dilbert. Born 1957.


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