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"The reality is we're in an urgent situation and the consequences will get bigger each day we do not act." -- US President George Bush, on efforts to resurrect the $700 billion financial rescue package aimed at stabilizing financial markets.

"Sixty-seven percent of the Republican Conference decided to put political ideology ahead of the best interest of our great nation." -- U.S. Congressman James E. Clyburn, a Democrat from South Carolina, after the House voted against the $700-billion bailout package.

"I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested for sexually transmitted infections and most of the time I don't even need to." -- Singer and TV presenter Kelly Osborne.

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In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you hear a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.
Scott Adams

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Scott Adams

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Scott Adams

One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys.
Scott Adams

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
Scott Adams

Technology: No Place for Wimps!
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams

The Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage - Management.
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The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
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Scott Adams - American cartoonist and creator of Dilbert. Born 1957.