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Scores of straight producers make sure I am as gay this week as I was last week.
Graham Norton
On being urged to "camp it up" for his TV show

He's a labradoodle - a cross between a Labrador and a poodle. I am besotted.
Graham Norton
On his newly-acquired dog, April 2006

Lipstick does not automatically mean that a woman is a slag.
Graham Norton

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you think "really, what an ordinary person".
Graham Norton

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.
Graham Norton

The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky.
Graham Norton

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.
Graham Norton
Remark in telecast after death of Bee Gees member in Miami hospital January 2003 - Britain's Independent Television Commission ruled it "offensive, objectionable and in extremely bad taste"

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
Graham Norton

I am part man, part cyborg. You'd be surprised at the parts I've had inserted in me. Perhaps that's why I walk a little stiffly.
Graham Norton

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.
Graham Norton

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Graham Norton: Irish-born TV presenter, comedian and actor. Born 1963.