My version of falling in love is borderline psychotic. Should
be avoided at all costs. Get obsessed. Can't fall in love and
function at the same time. All-consuming. Tunnel vision. Euphoric.
Graham Norton |
My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured
success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was
able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic.
Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living.
Graham Norton |
All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come
home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house
kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors.
I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live
with.
Graham Norton |
My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George
Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, "okay,
if that's what you want". And he was a very good guest.
That's a real exception to the rule.
Graham Norton |
We supply wine to all the guests - but most of the guests
don't bring the wine on. But I drink wine before the show. Everyone
does.
Graham Norton |
In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and
things, but in terms of content, I would probably say we're
getting away with more here than we could get away with in Britain.
And that surprised us so much!.
Graham Norton |
On meeting Victoria and David Beckham: Victoria pointed to
her necklace and said "£1.5 million". David
introduced himself. I was staring at his wife's tits and shouting
"how much?".
Graham Norton |
Being asked to host the BAFTA awards is a huge thrill, not
to mention a lot easier than sitting in the audience pretending
to be pleased for the winners.
Graham Norton |
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