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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: George Burns Quotes, Famous George Burns Quotes, Quotations
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
George Burns
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
George Burns
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
George Burns
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
George Burns
"Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?"
"That's true."
"Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?"
"That's true."
"Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women?"
"That's true."
"What does your doctor say about all of this?"
"My doctor is dead."
George Burns
In interview with reporter
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George Burns - American film actor and comedian. Born 1896. Died 1996.


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