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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: George Burns Quotes, Famous George Burns Quotes, Quotations
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
For forty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died.
George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good woman, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
George Burns
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns
At age 87
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
George Burns
I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.
George Burns
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
George Burns
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George Burns - American film actor and comedian. Born 1896. Died 1996.


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