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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns

For forty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died.
George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good woman, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns
At age 87

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
George Burns

I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.
George Burns

If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
George Burns

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George Burns - American film actor and comedian. Born 1896. Died 1996.