It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's
separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population
of the younger generation.
Eric Cartman |
Respect My Authority!
Eric Cartman |
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating
on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration
camp. |
Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what
I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection!
It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school
and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
Eric Cartman |
You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker
in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Eric Cartman |
Eric Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You
got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina! |
How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
Eric Cartman |
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something,
I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen
and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman |
Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but
all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Eric Cartman |
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some
mayonnaise. |
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