Eric Cartman Quotes, Famous Eric Cartman Quotes Quotations Sayings from South Park by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

Authors: Eric Cartman Quotes, Famous Eric Cartman Quotes Quotations, Sayings

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Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.
Eric Cartman

I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about 'protectin' the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!
Eric Cartman

Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Eric Cartman

Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.

[on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan] It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Eric Cartman

Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.

Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
Eric Cartman

Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.

Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?

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Eric Cartman: Character from South Park, award-winning animated American television show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

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