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Bree Van De Kamp: [to her son after she catches him in a strip club] Andrew, I'm curious. When you fantasize about this woman, do you ever stop to think how she came to be on this runway? That's someone's little girl. And that someone probably had a lot of dreams for her. Dreams that did not include a thong... and a pole...
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Lynette Scavo: [about the kids] Why don't I just put them back in me and cook 'em until they're civilized?
Tom Scavo: You'd be cool with that?
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Bree Van De Kamp: Girls, you don't understand. This poor kid is scared out of his mind.
Gabrielle Solis: Oh, for God's sake, Bree. You're a woman. Manipulate him. That's what we do.
Bree Van De Kamp: But how?
Gabrielle Solis: I don't know. How did you usually manipulate Rex?
[Bree thinks about it, and smiles]
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Bree Van De Kamp: I love sex. I love everything about it: the sensations, the smells. I especially love the feel of a man. All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body. And then when you add friction. MMMmmmm. The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man's nipple ever so gently. And then there's the act itself; two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure.
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Bree Van De Kamp: To be honest, the only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum. I mean, obviously it has its practical applications but I'm just not a fan.
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Mary Alice Scott: It's a rare man that understands the value of a perfect rose.
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Desperate Housewives: American TV series created by Marc Cherry.