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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Desperate Housewives Quotes, Desperate Housewives Quotations
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Bree Van De Kamp: [to her son after she catches him in a strip club] Andrew, I'm curious. When you fantasize about this woman, do you ever stop to think how she came to be on this runway? That's someone's little girl. And that someone probably had a lot of dreams for her. Dreams that did not include a thong... and a pole...
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Lynette Scavo: [about the kids] Why don't I just put them back in me and cook 'em until they're civilized?
Tom Scavo: You'd be cool with that?
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Bree Van De Kamp: Girls, you don't understand. This poor kid is scared out of his mind.
Gabrielle Solis: Oh, for God's sake, Bree. You're a woman. Manipulate him. That's what we do.
Bree Van De Kamp: But how?
Gabrielle Solis: I don't know. How did you usually manipulate Rex?
[Bree thinks about it, and smiles]
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Bree Van De Kamp: I love sex. I love everything about it: the sensations, the smells. I especially love the feel of a man. All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body. And then when you add friction. MMMmmmm. The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man's nipple ever so gently. And then there's the act itself; two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure.
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Bree Van De Kamp: To be honest, the only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum. I mean, obviously it has its practical applications but I'm just not a fan.
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Mary Alice Young: It's a rare man that understands the value of a perfect rose.
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Desperate Housewives: American TV series created by Marc Cherry.


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