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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Desperate Housewives Quotes, Desperate Housewives Quotations
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Mary Alice Young: Susan had met the enemy. And she was a slut.
Desperate Housewives
Rex Van De Kamp: [having an allergic reaction] You put onions in my salad?
Bree Van De Kamp: No, I didn't!
[looks back at table]
Bree Van De Kamp: Oh, wait.
Desperate Housewives
Rex Van De Kamp: I can't believe you tried to kill me.
Bree Van De Kamp: Yes, well, I feel badly about that.
Desperate Housewives
Bree Van De Kamp: Rex cries after he ejaculates.
Desperate Housewives
Lynette Scavo: I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! Alright, are you willing to risk that?
Desperate Housewives
Karl Mayer: The heart wants what it wants!
Susan Mayer: Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself!
Desperate Housewives
Julie Mayer: When was the last time you had sex?
[Susan stops what she is doing]
Julie Mayer: Are you mad that I asked?
Susan Mayer: No, I'm just trying to remember.
Desperate Housewives
Bree Van De Kamp: How could we have all forgotten about this?
Lynette Scavo: We didn't exactly forget. It's just usually when the hostess dies, the party is off.
Desperate Housewives
Julie Mayer: [mocking Susan] Dear diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm alive.
Susan Mayer: Shut up.
Desperate Housewives
Yao Lin: I don't like lies.
Gabrielle Solis: Yeah, well I don't like your ironing. So there.
Desperate Housewives
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Desperate Housewives: American TV series created by Marc Cherry.


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