Quotes of the Week - May 5, 2008:
"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother
of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24
years.
"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand
why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does
not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.
"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves
." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made
him want to have sex with his children's nanny.
Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked
by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians
for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.
Mary
Alice Scott: Susan had met the enemy. And she was a slut. Desperate Housewives
Rex
Van De Kamp: [having an allergic reaction] You put onions in
my salad?
Bree Van De Kamp: No, I didn't!
[looks back at table]
Bree Van De Kamp: Oh, wait. Desperate Housewives
Rex
Van De Kamp: I can't believe you tried to kill me.
Bree Van De Kamp: Yes, well, I feel badly about that. Desperate Housewives
Bree
Van De Kamp: Rex cries after he ejaculates. Desperate Housewives
Lynette
Scavo: I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf.
And if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa and
tell him you want socks for Christmas! Alright, are you willing
to risk that? Desperate Housewives
Karl
Mayer: The heart wants what it wants!
Susan Mayer: Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm
able to control myself! Desperate Housewives
Julie
Mayer: When was the last time you had sex?
[Susan stops what she is doing]
Julie Mayer: Are you mad that I asked?
Susan Mayer: No, I'm just trying to remember. Desperate Housewives
Bree
Van De Kamp: How could we have all forgotten about this?
Lynette Scavo: We didn't exactly forget. It's just usually when
the hostess dies, the party is off. Desperate Housewives
Julie
Mayer: [mocking Susan] Dear diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm
alive.
Susan Mayer: Shut up. Desperate Housewives
Yao
Lin: I don't like lies.
Gabrielle Solis: Yeah, well I don't like your ironing. So there. Desperate Housewives
Sex
and the City
