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Funny Work Quotes, Funny Sayings about Work
|Work Quotes 1
|Hard work never killed anybody, but why take
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand.
I beat people up.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become
well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must
hate to work for a living.
Reflections of a Bachelor Girl.
No laborer in the world is expected to work for room, board,
and loveexcept the housewife.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
It is awfully hard work doing nothing.
The Importance of Being Earnest.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support
group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by
All Ive ever wanted was a honest weeks pay for an
honest days work.
As Bilko in Sgt. Bilko movie.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always
save some of it for tomorrow.
Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance?
Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries
who want to go fishing.
I work hard at being idle.
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all
We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and
sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire.
And what do they give us? A clock.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are youll end up working for
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money
so that you won't have to work.
We live in the age of the over-worked, and under-educated; the
age in which people are so industrious that they become absolutely
The Critic as Artist.
I never work. Work does age you so.
The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking
your work is terribly important.
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door
greet him with, Who could have done this? We have no enemies.
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for
Jerome K. Jerome
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in
overalls and looks like work.
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would
have kept it all to themselves.
Work is much more fun than fun.
The harder I work the luckier I get.
I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do the day
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
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