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Eternal
nothingness is OK if you're dressed for it.
Woody Allen
Getting Even, 'My Philosophy' |
Not
only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen
Getting Even, 'My Philosophy' |
The
lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't
get much sleep.
Woody Allen
Without Feathers, 'The Scrolls' |
It's
not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when
it happens.
Woody Allen
Death |
The
thing to remember is that each time of life has its appropriate
rewards, whereas when you're dead it's hard to find the light
switch. The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the
fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought,
particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there
is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know
where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the
few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Woody Allen
The Early Essays |
Money
is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
The Early Essays |
I
was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam:
I looked into the soul of another boy.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor |
My
parents were very old world. They come from Brooklyn, which
is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life are God
and carpeting.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor |
I
am an only child. I have one sister.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor |
If
you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen |
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Woody
Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935. |
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