If
you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
W. C. Fields |
Secretary:
It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law.
W.C. Fields: Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible. |
It
ain't a fit night out for man or beast.
W. C. Fields |
It's
a funny old world - a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
W. C. Fields |
It's
morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
W. C. Fields |
Lady
Godiva put everything she had on a horse.
W. C. Fields |
Last
week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. Fields |
Madam,
there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them
first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
W. C. Fields |
More
people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by
drinking alcohol.
W. C. Fields |
My
illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk,
a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
W. C. Fields |