O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted! I will give out divers schedules of my beauty. It shall be inventoried, and every particle and utensil labeled to my will: as, item, two lips indifferent red; item, two grey eyes, with lids to them; item, one neck, one chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to praise me.

– William Shakespeare

Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene 5. Olivia after Cesario/Viola advises her to marry Orsino and have a child. She mocks the kind of love poetry that compares a woman’s beauty and her body parts to things in nature.