My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck
Why did the Clinton Administration continue to liberalize export controls on sensitive technologies even after it learned that China had stolen designs? – Charles Bass
I get emotional when young people get nostalgic about my work. That’s why it’s called nostalgia. Sometimes I even cry. – Mithun Chakraborty
I do not think psychoanalysis has a scientific basis. If we can’t explain why a cockroach decides to turn left, how can we explain why a human being decides to do something? – Noam Chomsky
I recognize that virtually every company that comes in here has a perspective. It’s often not difficult to understand why they have the perspective that they have. – Charles James
I get a little nauseous and disoriented watching 3D, but as a kid I loved it and I was really into it, so if a movie can be in 3D, then why not? – Emily Meade
We adore babies because they’re so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. – Daniel Dennett
If you want to get a facelift, get a facelift. Don’t sit there and talk about why you got it because of the pressure. – Debra Winger
My name is real, which probably explains why I never became a superstar… how would that look in lights? – Mercedes McCambridge
When I perform on stage I become those male bullies, those dominators from my childhood. That’s probably why it’s so scary, because they scared me. – Grace Jones
Here’s the thing: If you’re taking roles that aren’t intimidating you, and I think this is a cliche that a lot of actors say, but if it’s not intimidating you, then why are you doing it? – Matt Lauria
I don’t know why I started writing. I don’t know why anybody does it. Maybe they’re bored, or failures at something else. – Cormac McCarthy
I’m going through an evolution. I’m completely cleaning out my closet. I’m purging, because I saw that show ‘Hoarders.’ I had a sweatshirt from sixth grade, and I’m going, ‘Why do I hold on to this?’ – Fergie
Does Hollywood do movies about terrorism? Yeah. And why do they do that? Because it sells. – Faran Tahir
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Douglas Adams
When your heart is first, you can be absent of heart but when you put spirit first, you have a reason for why you do heart. – Derek Luke
From what I’ve read, everyone has a claim on Merlin. Was he Scottish, Welsh, English or even French? All these countries have got a big claim on him and Camelot. That’s why the Arthurian legends are so popular – because they are such good stories. – Colin Morgan
Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, ‘Ouch.’ One day I’d like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews. – Gilbert Gottfried
But beyond all that, the question that is continually begged is why isn’t America leading the way toward total abolition of nuclear weapons. – Dennis Kucinich
Actually, I never liked the idea of bags. I would say, ‘Why do so many of my friends spend so much money on these bloody bags?’ But once I started designing them, I was completely hooked. There are all of these blogs about bags. It’s a whole other industry, and I’m really excited to be a part of it. – Nicola Formichetti
I wanted no part of losing. Why play if you can’t beat the other guys more often than they beat you? – Earl Weaver
I understand why offices need to have office parties. I understand why offices need to have betting pools. No matter what the job, you need things to foster camaraderie and let off steam. – Drew Goddard
Why give a million dollars to someone if they have not proved that they can make a million dollars? – Carmen Busquets
The game’s the thing. That’s why people tune in. They don’t tune in to hear an announcer. – Ernie Harwell
God made us. He’s in charge of everything, right? If He didn’t like us, why didn’t he change us? – Evel Knievel
