Unlike ‘Deal or No Deal,’ which is for the entire family, my standup is not for the entire family. – Howie Mandel
This case reminds me of one in which I likened the Plaintiff’s case to a colander, because it was so full of holes. – George Jessel
There is no French town in which the wounds inflicted on the battle-field are not bleeding. – Georges Duhamel
It is not what he had, or even what he does which expresses the worth of a man, but what he is. – Henri Frederic Amiel
Every novelist has a different purpose – and often several purposes which might even be contradictory. – Irwin Shaw
But it is a fact that within Jewry there exists a sect which engaged in these murders. – Julius Streicher
I struggle to learn by rote. I’ve had meltdowns on set. Which is embarrassing and shameful. – Benedict Cumberbatch
The fundament upon which all our knowledge and learning rests is the inexplicable. – Arthur Schopenhauer
Every program has two purposes: The one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t. – Alan Perlis
I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls. – Al Franken
I do use an electric violin. Actually, my regular electric violin, which I sometimes use, is by Ned Steinburger. – Aleksey Igudesman
One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed. – Friedrich Nietzsche
There is a series of sectors which could be severely disrupted by terrorist attacks, particularly if they were to happen in several member states simultaneously. – Gijs de Vries
We had a military and political leadership at that period which was genuinely deluded. – Neil Sheehan