Work is no disgrace: it is idleness which is a disgrace.
Unlike ‘Deal or No Deal,’ which is for the entire family, my standup is not for the entire family.
– Howie Mandel
This case reminds me of one in which I likened the Plaintiff’s case to a colander, because it was so full of holes.
– George Jessel
There is no French town in which the wounds inflicted on the battle-field are not bleeding.
– Georges Duhamel
That government is best which governs least.
– Henry David Thoreau
As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.
– Gustave Flaubert
It is not what he had, or even what he does which expresses the worth of a man, but what he is.
– Henri Frederic Amiel
The fire which enlightens is the same fire which consumes.
No architecture is so haughty as that which is simple.
– John Ruskin
The happiness which is lacking makes one think even the happiness one has unbearable.
– Joseph Roux
ESPN is a very anchor-driven network, which I love.
– Hannah Storm
Every novelist has a different purpose – and often several purposes which might even be contradictory.
– Irwin Shaw
There is hardly a case in which the dispute was not caused by a woman.
But it is a fact that within Jewry there exists a sect which engaged in these murders.
– Julius Streicher
Love-making is an art which must be studied.
– Ivor Novello
There is a slowness in affairs which ripens them, and a slowness which rots them.
I struggle to learn by rote. I’ve had meltdowns on set. Which is embarrassing and shameful.
– Benedict Cumberbatch
But the issue has to do with land, which is our land.
– Bashar al-Assad
The fundament upon which all our knowledge and learning rests is the inexplicable.
– Arthur Schopenhauer
Every program has two purposes: The one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
– Alan Perlis
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
– Ambrose Bierce
Life is the farce which everyone has to perform.
– Arthur Rimbaud
I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
– Al Franken
I do use an electric violin. Actually, my regular electric violin, which I sometimes use, is by Ned Steinburger.
– Aleksey Igudesman
One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Literature is the denunciation of the times in which one lives.
– Camilo Jose Cela
I was recently designated Tweeter Laureate of Texas, which apparently is a thing.
– Don Willett
There is a series of sectors which could be severely disrupted by terrorist attacks, particularly if they were to happen in several member states simultaneously.
– Gijs de Vries
I should have worried about taking responsibilities for which I was not ready.
– Emma Bonino
We had a military and political leadership at that period which was genuinely deluded.
– Neil Sheehan