Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throws herself into a dip that often, so I don’t think he thought she was really going to do it. – Melissa McCarthy
The most terrifying thing in the world was having to give a speech at my girlfriend’s wedding. I was physically shaking and sweating the entire time. – Lindy Booth
It was never important for a wedding to be about anything other than me and my partner. A big celebration was never my cup of tea. – Mandy Moore
Growing up, I was never the kind of girl to dream about wedding dresses and pretty houses. – Louise Nurding
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. – Lord Byron
No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife. – James Beattie
I love rings, but I can’t wear them. I mean, look at my knuckles. My fingers and joints are so swollen from years of playing. That means no wedding band, either. Luckily, I have a very understanding wife. – Justin Tuck
Well… Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown – they had my size. – Kevin McDonald
I’ve been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama – then candidate Obama – going through Iowa making promises. The gap between his promises and his performance is the largest I’ve seen, well, since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of ’til death do we part. – Mitt Romney
I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding. – Mike Birbiglia
I met Kanye. I’m starstruck, man, but I stayed away from that guy. I didn’t want him to go on a rant, go off on me. He did it at his wedding. – Jay Pharoah
My five best friends, who were my bridesmaids in my wedding, are still my best friends. – Jill Kargman
I wear my wedding ring. We talk about when we’re going to get married again, which we hope is going to take place some time in this incredibly hectic calendar year. – Jim Lampley
So many people say you have to remember to grab hold of your bride or groom and spend time with them. I think if we had done a traditional wedding, we would have been doing it for everyone else, but this was about the two of us. – Katherine Kelly
I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that’s going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak. – James Brolin
I’ve already been married six times in my career as an actress – twice as Becky – so I think a wedding of my own might feel too much like work! – Katherine Kelly
It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol’ Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense. – Jon Secada
Well, I’ll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and kindness like I’d never seen from the people, and that’s who I entertain. I entertain the people. – Liza Minnelli
Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks. – Larry the Cable Guy
I’ve always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head. – Kim Kardashian
I am the center of attention in my job every single day; the thought of a wedding to me is exhausting. Why would I put myself through that? – Lady Gaga
If you write a song, and you go into a restaurant, and there’s a guy with a piano singing and he’s playing piano, singing your song, or you hear it at a wedding or at an airport… it’s fun! – Jesse Harris
I feel as though my career really hit its high point when I was cast as a supporting actress in ‘American Wedding’. I thought the script had a lot of depth and intelligence, and it really just jumped off the page. – January Jones
We are all so close. We are godfather to each others’ kids. I was the best man at Jesus’ wedding. – Juan Marichal