There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works. – Charley Lau
Our poems will have failed if our readers are not brought by them beyond the poems. – Muriel Rukeyser
I belong to quite a lot of learned societies. We collect firearms and discuss them at dinners and clubs and things. – Michael Gambon
The important thing to understand about legislators is that there are dozens of competing interests and issues that occupy them. They are stretched thin. – Mark Shields
I knew I shouldn’t be eating fried chips, but I’m just not a fan of baked chips, as much as I tried them. – Keith Belling
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. – Mark Twain