It’s the thing they don’t teach you in film school – what happens after you finish your movie. – Leland Orser
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
It is a no-fail, incontrovertible reality: If you get, give. If you learn, teach. You can’t do anything with that except do it. – Maya Angelou
Our parents decided not to teach us Chinese. It was an era when they felt we would be better off if we didn’t have that complication. – Maya Lin
The Marine Corps taught me how to kill, but it didn’t teach me how to deal with killing. – Karl Marlantes
I teach at USC. I have a big class of 360 kids, only about a fifth of whom are film majors. I don’t just show the Hollywood blockbusters. I show independent films, foreign films, documentaries. – Leonard Maltin
I’m from Berkeley, California, so I’m fully trained in socialism and all, but basically what they teach you there is markets are efficient and we can’t beat them, so we might as well index. – Louis Navellier
The Trail of Tears should teach all of us the importance of respect for others who are different from ourselves and compassion for those who have difficulties. – Joseph Bruchac
School is a twelve-year jail sentence where bad habits are the only curriculum truly learned. I teach school and win awards doing it. I should know. – John Taylor Gatto
Dr. Johnson has said that the chief glory of a country arises from its authors. But then that is only as they are oracles of wisdom; unless they teach virtue, they are more worthy of a halter than of the laurel. – Jane Porter
Absolve me, teach me, purify me, strengthen me: take me to Thyself, that I may be Thine and Thine only. – Joseph Barber Lightfoot
I teach a course called ‘Committed Impulse,’ and part of the work I do is to get people outside of their heads. – Josh Pais
Evangelical churches are weaker than we realize because we don’t teach the confessions and doctrine. – J. I. Packer
Basically, a bad breakup is never meant to teach you ‘I’ll never fall in love again.’ It’s meant to teach you ‘Now I better know what makes for healthful, happy love – and thanks to this breakup I’m now better able to recognize it and snag it!’ – Karen Salmansohn
I teach at Harvard that the world and the heavens, and the stars are all real, but not so damned real, you see. – Josiah Royce
My job was to teach the whole corpus of economic theory, but there were two subjects in which I was especially interested, namely, the economics of mass unemployment and international economics. – James Meade
I was not a very good Jew. I never practised what Judaism tells you to do, to teach your kids all about Judaism. – Kirk Douglas
All religions teach the same basic thing, that you have to stand up for those that are considered the worst. – Michael Moore
I’ve got one grandson gone to MIT. Another grandson had been in the American school here. Because he was dyslexic, and we then didn’t have the teachers to teach him how to overcome or cope with his dyslexia, so he was given exemption to go to the American school. He speaks like an American. He’s going to Wharton. – Lee Kuan Yew
