There were plenty of other hominids, but they disappeared, probably because humans exterminated them, but nobody knows for sure. – Noam Chomsky
I’m sure that everybody feels a kind of permanent anguish about what’s going on in the world. – Doris Lessing
Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they’re supposed to do, and they sure can’t do math! – Lewis Black
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they’re uncomfortable laughs. – John Ratzenberger