To believe that one, or even three, mates can supply all the things one needs from one’s friends is as stupid as believing married couples must do everything together. – Julie Burchill
It was a very stupid thing to do, I’ll admit, but I hardly didn’t even know I was doing it. – J. D. Salinger
I hate watching me. I hate watching me. It just makes me feel awful. I think, ‘I look stupid from that angle. I wish I didn’t let them put that shirt on me.’ – Jesse Eisenberg
I never professed to be perfect. I do something wrong or something stupid, I laugh at myself. – John Madden
Things go wrong for me all the time with technology. I’m not familiar enough with it, and I’m too old-school a brain to be able to figure it out. I’m dumb. Anything that I have to attack with my thumbs, for any period of time, makes me feel stupid. So, I try to avoid it, as much as possible, to protect my thumbs. – Johnny Depp
At one point, in one of the kitchens where I worked, I was the only American pastry cook. They treated me poorly. ‘You’re stupid. You’re American. You don’t get it.’ They’d speak French all day. At one point, my boss said to me, ‘You learn French or get out right away.’ – Johnny Iuzzini
I think stupid people are surprised that I’m Australian. It’s a small-minded; we live in a global community, but I suppose some people still are small-minded. – Iggy Azalea
The first complaint we hear from everyone is: ‘Why would I want to join this stupid useless thing and know what my brother’s eating for lunch?’ But that really misses the point because Twitter is fundamentally recipient-controlled – you choose to listen and you choose to leave. But you also choose what to put down and what to share. – Jack Dorsey
Indeed, I should be very stupid or very thankless if I did not congratulate myself every hour of the day on the lot which it has pleased Providence to assign me. My Husband is so kind! So, in all respects, after my own heart! – Jane Welsh Carlyle
If you’re thinking of coming to America, this is what it’s like: you’ve got your Comfort Inn, you’ve got your Best Western, and you’ve got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody’s very fat, everybody’s very stupid and everybody’s very rude – it’s not a holiday programme, it’s the truth. – Jeremy Clarkson
Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love. – Honore de Balzac
One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid. – James D. Watson
One has to be foolish or irredeemably stupid to believe that anything good can come to Europe from the land of presumed opportunity. – Julius Streicher
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. – Joseph Addison
It’s beyond belief that any Australian could be so stupid as to carry drugs into any country in Asia. – John Howard
I really care about this stuff, I care about movies, and you just have to be strong and don’t be stupid; freedom of choice is a big responsibility, and I’m lucky enough not to have to just take any movie to pay the rent, so there’s no need to be greedy. – Jonah Hill
As an actor, you have to be open to doing things where you look stupid, to be experimental. – Jesse Eisenberg
Songwriting is like editing. You write down all this stuff – all this bad, stupid stuff – and then you have to get rid of everything except the very best. – Juliana Hatfield
Of course voting is useful. But then again, I don’t put a big glow to it. Voting is about as essential as washing yourself. It’s something you’re supposed to do. Now, you can’t go around bragging, expecting to get props because you voted. That’s stupid. – Chuck D
Some people, I think, think that because I don’t take it as seriously as a lot of the girls do, that I frown upon modeling or think it’s stupid. I don’t at all. This is my life. I would be nothing without this. But I really don’t take it seriously. – Chrissy Teigen
I guess I was the most unbohemian of all bohemians. My bohemianism consisted of not wanting to get involved with the stupid stuff that I thought people wanted you to get involved with – … namely America… Dwight Eisenhower, McCarthyism and all those great things. – Amiri Baraka
We played it as long as we could play it on that CD and I think it might be 50 minutes, maybe. What you have to do is play a couple of songs and then get off the stage because everything that trails it sounds stupid. – Branford Marsalis
People expect me to be stupid. I’m not saying I’m Stephen Fry, but it is amazing the perception people have. – Jamie Dornan
I don’t live in the past or focus on making new songs sound like my old stuff; it would be stupid, and I don’t think anyone would like it. – Juicy J